i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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