just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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