so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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