I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I would fuck him just for his dog
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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