You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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