Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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