Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just google imaged poop.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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