guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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