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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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