i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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