gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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