She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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