yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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