Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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