He disabled his match.com account in front of me
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
