How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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