these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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