he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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