What did we do last night that was yellow?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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