New low: just hacked my moms facebook
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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