the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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