I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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