didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Randomize
