Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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