508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Everclear isn't food dammit
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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