Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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