I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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