yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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