Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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