kristin has been a bad kristin
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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