I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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