Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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