No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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