New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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