Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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