So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
