Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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