he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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