jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i want to swaddle you in tequila
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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