This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Farmville is her only friend.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I forget how to act sober
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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