The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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