Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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