Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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