what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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