I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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