i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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