The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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