i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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