god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Randomize
