pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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