to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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