we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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