Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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