we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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